A day peering down things might not sound great, but when it’s the Hoover Dam and the Grand Canyon you’ll make allowances. Click here to find out where to go, where to stay, and whether you can camp there in December. HINT: you can’t. Not without freezing.
Fancy seeing some boobies and losing some/a lot of money? Visit Vegas and you can accomplish these things, often at the same time and without leaving your over-oxygenated hotel room. Also: this may be the only city in the world where you’ll be offered money in return for wanking. Click here to find out how.
Settled by Mormons, populated by rocks. I always assumed Utah would be more boring than Nebraska, but I couldn’t have been more wrong. Click here to see why the Mormon state should be your next holiday.
Oh, hey. What’s the best thing to do to a three-day old car? That’s right, bang it into something, making sure to leave lots of expensive-looking damage. Click here to find out why we spent quite a lot of our time in Colorado trawling around junk yards.
It’s the dullest title of a blog post ever, but still, someone has to document driving across Iowa. On the way, snow, more snow, and the World’s Biggest Truckstop. Apparently people like pulling over at truckstops because of the food. Click here to find out if it’s true.
We give up on buses, trains and planes, and buy ourselves some wheels. If you want to buy a car in the United States, here’s what you need to know. Hint: there’s some very bad news coming up for non-Americans. Click here to see what.
A warning for people who don’t like Lost: you might want to avoid the video. Otherwise, it was all beaches, turtles and murderous traffic as we waved goodbye to Hawaii. Click here to see how we got on.
Leg two begins. We leave Sydney, taking time to appreciate the wonders of a full-service airline, and arrive in Hawaii, where the girls hula, the skirts are made of grass, and the turtles are gregarious. Click here to find out what to do on the Big Island.
Fin: the second leg of the trip comes to an end. What do we think of Sydney, and how many people died during the building of the Harbour Bridge? Click here to find out.
All finished, then. Three and a half weeks in New Zealand really isn’t enough, but we gave it a decent stab, clambering over glaciers, flying in terrifyingly small planes, and jumping out of them. We took nearly two thousand pictures: see the best of them by clicking here.
